Day apni roshni

Dheemi kar day apni roshni aae chand!!! Mery dil k tukray ko ab nend a rahe hy!!! (:-GOOD Night- New sms messages of Christmas and send love one for free Christmas Hindi Sms

Ap kay ghar waloun ko

\*C*\ \*H*\ |*A*| /*N*/ /*D*/ \*M*\ \*U*\ |*B* | /*A*/ /*R*/ /*A*/ /*K*/ ZIL HAJJ ka ALLAH PAK ap ko ar ap kay ghar walo ko apna HIFZO AMAAN ma rakhyn ar har khusi naseeb kryn AMIN Write Own Chand Raat Sms to karo

Beautiful dua of the day

Beautiful Dua” Ay Allah hum agr wo na kar sake jo tu chahta hy. To humen ye taufeeq ata farma k hum wo bi na karen jo tu nhi chahta. AMEEN.

Chand Raat Sms 2010

Chand Raat Sms Chand raat 2010, Chand Raat sms Collection, Chand Raat Wishes, Messages Of Chand Raat halo ab kholo … Jaldi se …. Mai kab tak haath mein lekar khara rahunga ? Shuru mein thoda sa dard hoga … phir achha lagega … aur doctor ne bhi kaha tha na …. dalwate rehna …. [...]

Chand say mulakat

Chand se jab mulakat hoti he Aapke bare me hi bat hoti he Wo kehta he k mere pas khubsurat sitare he Hum kehte he unse b Pyare DOST Hmare he More Chand Raat sms

Aapki zindagi kee har dua

Chand Raat Mubarak Ho. Is Dua K Sath K Allah Taala Aapki Zindagi KI * Har Khuahish * * Har Tamanna * * Har Aarzu * * Har Khushi * * Har Dua * Puri Karay. Aameen. … More Chand Raat Sms

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi..

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni, Koi jalata bhi nahi koi bahata bhi nahi, Is kadar akele hai dilki raho mei, Koi satata bhi nahi , Koi manata bhi nahi

plz say you love me

Girl: Say You Love Me… Say You Love Me Plzzz Say You Love Me Boy: Okay You Love Me.

What is life read more..

Girl: What is Life? Boy: Life is Love. Girl: Whats Love? Boy: Love is Kissing. Girl: What is Kissing? Boy: Come here and I’ll Show You.

Storage of milk after sugar

Shaded garmi ki vaja sy bhansoon ny daina kam kr dia hy. darr hy k dodh ki shortage ho jae ge to girls sy guzarish hy k vo is mushkil vaqt mein Govt. ka sath dain. . . . aur doodh boil krty vaqt waste hony sy bachaeen. . . ap apna zehen saaf rakheen

Arrange marriage difference

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai? Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain. Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

Boys R the most busy

Boys r tha most busy generation in the world. 1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator. 1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile

Journey goes on

Step by Step the Journey Goes on, Little by Little it May seem so Long. Forget About Your Past, You can’t change it, Forget about your Future, You cant Predict it. Just think about Present, You can Handle it. Enjoy Presents Every Moment be Happy. Happy Birth

Sending birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !

My ture love

Happy birthday my true love Your beauty stems from up above Sweetest smile and kindest heart Like a priceless piece of precious art.

life lead you 2 great happiness

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope that all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

english teacher make a sentence

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor? Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

Mehbooba app kay Qadmoun main

*MEHBOOB Aap K qadmon Me* G Haan! Agar Aap ko apni ‘girl Friends’ k Past aur Future k baare mein jan’na he To apni Girl Friend ka number, Mukammal Naam aur Pate k saath Es No. par send karain.. “03136035452″ HAQ BABA!! SACH BABA!! . . (Note) “Baba G k nmbr ki jaga apna nmbr [...]


Sardi da aik fayda hai

”O JEE gal suno, sardi da 1 faida ay?? Nai pata?? Lay das…. ,,, (‘-’) <\ \> _/ /_ garmi Nai Lagdi.. ¤Happy ¤winter ¤Season…¤

Lo bhai arz kia hai

(‘,’)/ /)( /”\ Lo wai arz kita a, 5 di kulfi te 10 di khand, “wa wa wa” kya kehne hai, “5 di kulfi te 10 di khand, “O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.

Jaao Mano jao

/\./\ ( ‘ ; ‘ ).-””-./ ‘¿¿_)-¿¿_) ” “” ” ‘ Jaao Maano:-* Jaao Meary Pyary Si jaan Ko ..Bol ..Kr aAo “I MISS YOU.:-)nd Love u;-)

Big boss Veena Malik

Bigbos chahte hain k VEENA MALIK confesion room me aen Big Boss 1 MINUTE ,, ( “, ) (‘;’)__/// / _/_/<<))-( ( Ashmit Choro na Big Boss Bula Rahe Hn


Dua for good morning sms

,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,( * G 0 0 D * ) “-.,,_,*.*.*,_,,.-” ,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,(*][\/][orning*) "+.,,,,.-"-.,,,,.+" %====¤====% % Duä Håì % %====€====% %Khuda AAP% %Ko Tamam% %Musibaton% %Se Mahfoz% %Aur% %Hamesha% %Khush% %Rakhe% %AMEEN% %SUBA BAKHIR% |"""|___|"""| | ave |___|"""|___| A |"""""""\ |"""| | |"\ \_| ice |___| \______| - ~ * [)ay * Asalam.o.Alikum

Oay good morning

:”””: :”””: : :,,: : ow are :__:”””:__: “Ü” G Go Goo Good Good M Good Mo Good Mor Good Morn Good Mornin G??D M?RÑìÑG

Lo jee anda or paratha

,= =., ( @ ) ‘ = = ‘ Lo jee anda or paratha ,,,= c(___) Or sath main tea! Aaj ka nashta meri taraf se free. Kha kr dua krna

April fool manaya?

Dost Pathan se: “APRIL FOOL manaya?” Pathan: “Han” Dost:”kis k sath?” Pathan:”Bv k sath! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola “APRIL FOOL.:-)

Agay say karo

Pathan 2 wife, Aaj hum aagy se kary ga. Wife khoshi se shalwar utar k tangain utha k let’ti he. Pathan bola APRIL FOOL..

I m getting engaged

Hi, I m getting engaged on dis month 30.. i know i inform u on a short notice.. do cum wid ur family ok I?will tell u da venue as soon as possible.. For Febuary More April Fool Sms

Two lovers in K.F.C

2 lovers in K.F.C, Larka: kia khao gi jan? Larki: . . “Haleem” mangwalo Moral: or phasao korangi ki bchi…. Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me…

Aaj tum udaas kyun ho?

Wife: Aaj tum udaas kyun ho? Husband: Aaj meri Maa or meri behen alag ho gai.. Wife: Koi baat nqhi.. Ab main aagai hon na, main tumhari Maa behen ek kr dongi. More April Fool Sms

2011 April Fool Sms

Latest 2011 April Fool Sms YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!…

April Fool Jokes

Funny April Fool Jokes Find an old bottle of nail polish that you don’t want anymore. Unscrew the cap and set it sideways on a piece of waxed paper, letting the contents flow out into a puddle. When it dries completely, peel it off of the paper. Now you can put it anywhere and trick [...]

Happy Anniversary

Happy anniversary The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary ***

Anniversary sms i love you

Anniversary sms i love you I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY .so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

wonderful as the love

Anniversary sms, Marriage anniversary sms Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

always remembera

Sms for anniversary I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful, Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Independence is Equal

Anniversary Messages Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal’. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

celebrating titanic anniversary

Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Doob kar mar jao

Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 98th Änniversary hai.. Sö plz sub pyar karny walon se request hai k… “DOOB” kar mar jayen. Shukeria. . .


I LOVE U are ANNIVERSARY sms

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Nibha Na Sako

Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Say to yourself

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Every third or fourth day

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

App raat main kia kartay ho

Salect a number then i will tell you k aap raat mein sote waqt dekhtay ho? 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 Answer

Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye

Wife: Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali mei log keh rahe they k koi g**ando gattar mein gir gaya ha.:-D

Is Yaqin K Sath kay..

Assalam O Alekum
Is Yaqin K Sath K “REHMAAN”
ney Reham kr diya hai,
“KAREEM”
ne Karam kr diya hai,

I m not so good

Lovely thought:
I know So many people hate me,
Bcoz
I m not so good.
But some people love me
Bcoz
They know that
I m not too bad. Good night.

Hansi aati hai mujhay

Hansi aati hai mujhay Hasrat-e-Insan par,
,
,
,
,
Gunah karta hai khud, Laanat bhejta hai shaitan par…
(Allama Iqbal)

Right person in your life..

Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life..
Especially when the wrong ones are so cute

Loses The Relation

New Theory:
Argument Wins The Person,
But Loses The Relation. So Don’t Argue With Ur Friends Just
Slap Them And Say Kam Bol.. ;>

Car Gas Par Hai?

Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Sardar:No
Police:Petrol Par
Sardar:No
Police: Diesel Par
Sardar:No
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
?
Sardar: Installment Par Hai
G.

Classroom Clock….

Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!