inn say keh doo

Posted by sms Saturday, 20 August 2011 at 23:12

In barishon se kh do kahin or ja k brsen…
Ye pakistan hai ethay Goday Goday pani khalo janda a!
(“.)
,,<))>, , , , , , ae
,’_/ \_ ,’,',’,',’,', vekh lo

App Kitnay Zaheen?

Posted by sms at 23:09

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & ‘URDU’ pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai…
Anday ki zardi white
‘HOTI’ hai ya
‘HOTA’ hai?
Rply must… ;->

Barish ki trah tujh pe barasti rahain khushyan

Posted by sms at 23:06

Barish ki trah tujh pe barasti rahain khushyan! “Har boond teray dil se hr gham ko mita dy….! (Ameen) * HAPPY RAINY * ***DAY*** Love a!!.

Phela Ashra Alwida Messages

Posted by sms at 23:04

= * = * = * = * * Ramazan ka * =Pehla Ashra = * “Alwida” * * = * = * = * = * Is dua k sath k Hamesh Ap par Qudrat Meharban rahay. Ameen. Also read 14 august sms

Romantic word

Posted by sms at 23:03

Ans me .. Y D R L A I M B Is Alphbets ko setting kar k 1 romentic word banta hai ye wo bana sakta hai jis ne kisi ko pyar kiya ho. It’s Challenge.4 u

Dill say jiyo

Posted by sms at 23:02

Chhoti Si Hai “Zindagi” Hans K Jyo, Bhula K Gham Saare, Dil Se Jyo, Udasi Me Kia Rakha Hai, Muskura K Jiyo, Apne Lye Na Sahi, Apno K Lye Jiyo

Seeta and geeta

Posted by sms at 23:00

Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K… Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!

Psycho the Rapist

Posted by sms at 22:59

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book: “Psycho the Rapist” Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back, slaps him & says “Psychotherapist” saalay:-D

Ek baat bolon naraz mat hona

Posted by sms at 22:59

Ek Baat Bolon? Naraz Mat Hona. Bol Don? Main Tum Se. Pyaar…. . . . . . . Se Keh Rahi Hon. K SMS Kar Do. Warna Acha Nahi Hoga. More Send me sms

Zindagi main teri yaad

Posted by sms at 22:58

Hindi sexy sms messages DIL Me ab teri chaht k siwa kch nhe Zindagi me teri yad k siwa kuch nhe Me aaj tuje tohfe me kia don Mary dost meri pent me “L*RAY” k siwa kuch nhi..! Hindi sexy sms

Imran Or javaid Mian Dad Fight

Posted by sms at 22:57

ntrviwer Imran Khan se: Imran ap ki aur Javaid Mian Dad ki lrai ki wja kya thi Imran:Gandu Shot Mar Kar Totli Zuban Me Awaz Deta Tha imlan bhai L-*un Le Lo L*-un

Wo zara bhi nahi badla logo

Posted by sms at 22:55

Bad mudat usay dekha logo Wo zara bhi nahi badla logo Kush na tha muj say bichar kar wo bhi Uss k chehray pey likha tha logo Uski ankhein bhi kahay deti hain Raat bhar woh bhi nahi soya logo Ajnabi bun k jo guzra hai abhi Tha kisi waqt woh apna logo Dost to [...]

 

Swimming pool trust

Posted by sms at 22:54

Sheikh bete se:Gate pr kon hy? Beta:Swimming pool k lye chanda mang rhe thy. Sheikh:Kya dene lage ho? Beta:1glss pani. Sheikh:SHABASH Sath walo k nalke se dena.

Silence to avoid the problems

Posted by sms at 22:53

Successful People always have two things on their lips, Silence & Smile. Smile to solve the problems.& Silence to avoid the problems. Mobile Numbers of hot girls

Takes a long time

Posted by sms at 22:51

riendship is a very delicate thread of love Between two friends which takes a long time To be made but a few seconds to break. So plz take care of it… Take care Sms

Larna mana hai

Posted by sms at 22:50

5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi kutto kamino beshrmo haramjado lado mat sabki bari aayegi

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ubha Shaam Haste ho?

Posted by sms at 22:49

Subah ko haste ho, Sham ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time haste ho, Kay samajte ho, Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

3 baten ho sakti hain

Posted by sms at 22:48

Funny Vday Jokes Agr Koi pyari si Girl Valentines Day per Apko “I LOVE U” Bole To 3 Baten Ho Sakti Hain 1.Uski Ankhen Khrab Han 2.Ya uska dimag khrab ha 3.Ya Wo khud khrab hai :p

Ab kia krun? Ask From Zubaida Apa

Posted by sms at 22:47

Zubaida Aapa: Caller: Aapa Maine new sabun se apna undrwear dhoya to wo chota ho gaya Ab kia krun? Zubaida Apa: Usi sabun se apne “HIPS”bhi dho lo

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