Nazar Ka Asar

Uski \\\”NIGAAH\\\” me itna asar tha ,
\\\”FARAZ\\\”
Aik hi nazar me giradi Kulfi Manhoos Ne,
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)(> Lo Batao Yaar
][ Ammi Ne 5
Rupaye hi diye the…

Sardar kiss the boss\’s wife

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys \’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

Pakistani Log

*. . .Pakistani Log
Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain?
Sochen… !
Thora Or Sochen..?
Nai Pataa…
Bhikariyon SaY:-D

Pyare Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.) Ne Irshaad Farmaya K:

Pyare Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.) Ne Irshaad Farmaya K:

Wo Shakhs Jannati Hay
Jo Raat Ko Soney Se Pehly
Sub Ko Muaaf Kr K Soye

Plz FRWD
This Butiful SUNNAT MUBARIK

Meine Cell Ko Maar Maar Kar Kaha

Meine Cell Ko Maar Maar Kar Kaha

Kya Re
Aaj Kal Tu Mere DOST KO SMS Nahi Bhejta?
Sorry Bol
Bol Sorry

Sorry Bol Raha Hai!

sorry cute sms

SORRY Dont get confused,
arey baba 'SORRY' means
S - SOME
O - ONE'S
R - REALLY,
R - REMEMBERING
Y - YOU.

Taare asman me chamkte hai,

Taare asman me chamkte hai,badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai.Hum bhi kitne nadan hai, aap dil me rehte hai aur hum aapse milne ko tarste hai.

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

R U bored from MY SMS!

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/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Im sorry 2 b smyling every time u r near.

Im sorry 2 b smyling every time u r near.
Im sorry my eyez twinkle when ever u r here.
Im sorry dat cupid has made hiz hit.
Im sorry i love yu,
I cant help it.

Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki

Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki

again!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
( v )
(,,) again!

Dil Me Kuch Katak

Dil Me Kuch Katak
Sanso Me Kuch Atak Rha He
Tmhe Na Hogi Khbar
Ki Tmhe Pane K Liye Koi Bhatak Rhaha Hai

Ay khuda mujhe kisi pr fida na krna

Ay khuda mujhe kisi pr fida na krna
Ager fida kr diya to
juda na krna
Ager juda b kr diya to
be wafa na krna
Ager be wafa kr diya to baqi zindgi ata na krna.

Me bht rhm dil hun..

gar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu
Plz
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Mafi maang lo….
Me bht rhm dil hun..

Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.

Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.

Iz kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

Iz kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar k saza to na dijiye.

Dosti man dooriyan to ati rehti hain

Dosti man dooriyan to ati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

ROOTH KAR KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LUGTY HO

ROOTH KAR KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LUGTY HO
BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

R U bored from MY SMS!

R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

Meri khata pe naraz na hona

Meri khata pe naraz na hona

na apni pyari si muskan khona

kasam hai tumhe

SANAM mujhe maut bhi aajae to mat rona

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U" To Samajh Lena Us Din APRIL-FOOL hY.

a day will come wen

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

I am going to usa

Am Going To U.S.A. Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days... Surprised? After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

yar ma na suna ha k Aprial Fool

yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy april fool day

plz go to creat mess

Plz go to creat message Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION Then type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623

is trha nahi kerte raabta tou rakhte hain

is trha nahi kerte raabta tou rakhte hain,
thora milne julne ka silsila tou rakhtay hain,
manzilain buland houn tou mushkilain tou aatee hain,
mushkiloun se larne ka hosla tou rakhtay hain,
jo tumharay apne houn, tum se payar kerte houn,
unka haal kesa hay??kuch pata tou rakhtey hain,
shafik dostee k rishte ko torte nahi aise,
roothay dosto se b wasta tou rakhtay hain,
chor janay walay akser lot kr b atay hain,
lot ker wo anay ka rasta tou rakhtay hain...
malik shafik advocate

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai, Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,bs yahe to 1 muj se khta ho gai.

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango,
apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango,
jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin,        apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero per nibhana sikho

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
Wo to har roz rulaate the humen
Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

no space for you in my heart

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

>----------> ja meri missile ja

>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
<------< Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.

Laab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::